my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
Luke is the general manager at the shop I work at and Nicole is my 2nd cousin/his girlfriend. I’m staying with them until I can find a house in this godforsaken town. I made a queue of individual pictures from that photoset of my favorites. just thought I’d share this stupid shit I have to look at every day.